{"id":1464,"date":"2013-07-24T20:42:55","date_gmt":"2013-07-25T03:42:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.therowdybaker.com\/?p=1464"},"modified":"2013-07-24T20:42:55","modified_gmt":"2013-07-25T03:42:55","slug":"wednesday-whine-why-id-rather-be-baking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.therowdybaker.com\/?p=1464","title":{"rendered":"Wednesday Whine (Why I&#8217;d rather be baking!)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.therowdybaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Blog5-070.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1465\" alt=\"Blog5 070\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.therowdybaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Blog5-070.jpg?resize=191%2C130\" width=\"191\" height=\"130\" \/><\/a>I am sick and tired of cooking. No, that&#8217;s not right. I don&#8217;t mind the act of cooking &#8211; what I really hate is cleaning up after myself.<\/p>\n<p>Let\u2019s see. I got married when I was 18, so even if you only figure one meal a day (and believe me, that\u2019s a <em>very<\/em> conservative number) and throw in a handful of breakfasts, that\u2019s 15,000 meals. Fifteen.Freakin\u2019.Thousand!<\/p>\n<p>It was 96 degrees here today, so I planned a simple chicken salad. Here\u2019s how that worked out:<\/p>\n<p>I baked a loaf of sourdough rye bread in the morning.<br \/>\n\u2022 One small bowl for the \u201csponge\u201d<br \/>\n\u2022 One mixing bowl and dough hook<br \/>\n\u2022 Two measuring cups, 2 measuring spoons<br \/>\n\u2022 One large bowl for letting the dough rise<br \/>\n\u2022 One bread pan<br \/>\n\u2022 One lasagna pan to add steam to the oven<br \/>\n\u2022 One serrated knife to cut the bread<br \/>\n\u2022 One bread board<br \/>\n\u2022 Oh, and one butter knife!<\/p>\n<p>Boiled and deboned a chicken. Couldn\u2019t waste the broth, so added veggies and cooked it down to put in the freezer. I have a sick dog, so I also cooked some rice using some of the broth and added chicken and cottage cheese.<br \/>\n\u2022 One large stock pot<br \/>\n\u2022 One cutting board and knife for the veggies<br \/>\n\u2022 One small pan for the rice<br \/>\n\u2022 One measuring cup and spoon<br \/>\n\u2022 One bowl for the dog food mixture<br \/>\n\u2022 One strainer for the broth<\/p>\n<p>Made the salad.<br \/>\n\u2022 One knife for the lettuce (I know. I cut instead of properly tearing the lettuce. Don\u2019t judge!)<br \/>\n\u2022 One strainer to wash the lettuce<br \/>\n\u2022 One peeler for the cucumber<br \/>\n\u2022 One cutting board for the cucumber, Kalamata olives, tomatoes, and green onions<br \/>\n\u2022 One grater for the fresh Parmesan cheese<br \/>\n\u2022 One salad bowl and salad tongs<\/p>\n<p>Made croutons, using the rye bread<br \/>\n\u2022 One knife<br \/>\n\u2022 One cutting board<br \/>\n\u2022 One small bowl for tossing the bread cubes in oil and seasonings<br \/>\n\u2022 One cast iron skillet for cooking the croutons.<a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.therowdybaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Blog5-067.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1468\" alt=\"Blog5 067\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.therowdybaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Blog5-067.jpg?resize=300%2C200\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.therowdybaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Blog5-067.jpg?resize=300%2C200 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.therowdybaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Blog5-067.jpg?resize=1024%2C682 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.therowdybaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Blog5-067.jpg?resize=450%2C300 450w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.therowdybaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Blog5-067.jpg?w=1168 1168w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.therowdybaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Blog5-067.jpg?w=1752 1752w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Made dressing<br \/>\n\u2022 One small bowl<br \/>\n\u2022 One whisk<\/p>\n<p>Add two dinner plates, forks, and <del>wine<\/del> water glasses. Do you see why my kitchen is never spotless? If I could just be \u201cnormal\u201d and buy a pre-cooked chicken, some salad greens, a bottle of dressing, and a bag of croutons my life would be so much simpler. But I can\u2019t DO that. Well\u2026occasionally I\u2019ll break down and go the easy route, but I save money this way and make sure we don\u2019t eat ingredients that I can\u2019t pronounce.<\/p>\n<p>But the real bitch of this is, even though everything tastes great, it\u2019s just another meal.<\/p>\n<p>Baking is even messier, but the reward is something that is covered with chocolate, or filled with maple cream, or bursting with raisins. Baking is a joy.<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes I cook because it\u2019s fun, but mostly I cook because I must. And since I don\u2019t have a maid to clean up behind me, I spend a lot of time doing dishes that never end. Tonight was #15,001.<\/p>\n<p>And that\u2019s what wine is for.<a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.therowdybaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Blog5-069.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1466\" alt=\"Blog5 069\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.therowdybaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Blog5-069.jpg?resize=300%2C200\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.therowdybaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Blog5-069.jpg?resize=300%2C200 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.therowdybaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Blog5-069.jpg?resize=1024%2C682 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.therowdybaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Blog5-069.jpg?resize=450%2C300 450w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.therowdybaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Blog5-069.jpg?w=1168 1168w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.therowdybaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Blog5-069.jpg?w=1752 1752w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am sick and tired of cooking. 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